The Republic of Cwh627 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 1.09 billion Cwh627ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.2%.

The very strong Cwh627ian economy, worth 80.5 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,876 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, the average video game can be completed over lunch break, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh627's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh627 is ranked 233,450^th in the world and 67^th in Crestwood Heights for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.