The Republic of Cwh533 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.912 billion Cwh533ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh533ian economy, worth 262 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,447 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh533's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cwh533 is ranked 293,614^th in the world and 225^th in Crestwood Heights for Most Pacifist, with 7.31 cheeks turned per day.