The Republic of Cwh418 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.841 billion Cwh418ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cwh418ian economy, worth 252 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,224 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Tabloids coo over Leader's expected child, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh418's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cwh418 is ranked 94,775th in the world and 253rd in Crestwood Heights for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,958.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cwh418, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
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Cwh418, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
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Cwh418, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
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Cwh418 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Cwh418, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child.
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Cwh418, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
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Cwh418 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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Cwh418, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
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Cwh418, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
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Cwh418, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.