The Free Land of Cwh142 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.115 billion Cwh142ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cwh142ian economy, worth 282 trillion tala a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,658 tala, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,765 per year while the poor average 37,016, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh142's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cwh142 is ranked 28,905^th in the world and 9^th in Crestwood Heights for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,330.4 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.