Population | 2.189 billion |
Currency | colon |
Animal | swan |
The Nomadic Peoples of Cwh113 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.189 billion Cwh113ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cwh113ian economy, worth 275 trillion colons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,817 colons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, agricultural employees work for peanuts, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cwh113's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cwh113 is ranked 19,229th in the world and 26th in Crestwood Heights for Most Conservative, scoring 84.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways.
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Cwh113 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Cwh113, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.