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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 838th
The Filipino Isolationist Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ang lakas ay matatagpuan sa loob.
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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CuzICan

Population7.343 billion

CapitalManila
LeaderEduardo Osvaldo Hamid Santos
FaithTaoism

CurrencyPera
AnimalCarabao

The Filipino Isolationist Union of CuzICan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eduardo Osvaldo Hamid Santos with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.343 billion Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient CuzICanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Peras a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,629 Peras, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, cute fluffy little Eduardo Osvaldo Hamid Santos are increasingly popular exotic pets, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CuzICan's national animal is the Carabao, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Taoism.

CuzICan is ranked 206,748th in the world and 16th in New Rp for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.32 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 838thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 854thLowest Crime Rates: 919thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,252ndLargest Governments: 1,342ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,344thMost Devout: 1,398thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,562ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,765thMost Efficient Economies: 1,995thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,206thLargest Black Market: 2,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,116thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,990thMost Developed: 4,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,216thLargest Mining Sector: 4,424thSmartest Citizens: 6,757thHighest Economic Output: 6,921stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,943rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,277thMost Conservative: 12,711thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,046thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,050th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CuzICan's influence in New Rp fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : CuzICan's influence in New Rp rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : CuzICan's influence in New Rp rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, cute fluffy little Eduardo Osvaldo Hamid Santos are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : CuzICan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in CuzICan, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.

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