Population | 1.499 billion |
Capital | Doutia |
Leader | Hotdogman Jimmy |
Faith | Skeletonanism |
Currency | URC Dollar |
Animal | Dumbo Octopus |
The United Republic of Cuveta is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hotdogman Jimmy with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.499 billion Cuvetans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, with Industry, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doutia. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Cuvetan economy, worth 123 trillion URC Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,205 URC Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and Skeletonanism has been named as Cuveta's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuveta's national animal is the Dumbo Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Skeletonanism.
Cuveta is ranked 219,254th in the world and 147th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Primitive, scoring -85.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cuveta changed its national faith to "Skeletonanism".
- : Cuveta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Cuveta's influence in The Region That Has No Big Banks rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Cuveta changed its national faith to "Skeletons".
- : Following new legislation in Cuveta, Skeletonanism has been named as Cuveta's national religion.
- : Cuveta altered its national flag.
- : Cuveta relocated from Lazarus to The Region That Has No Big Banks.
- : Following new legislation in Cuveta, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Cuveta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Cuveta's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".