The Project Mayhem of Cuuldere is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lucy Hawk with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and vat-grown people. The hard-working, humorless population of 6.233 billion Bullworth Students have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bullworth. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cuulderean economy, worth 873 trillion Bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 140,111 Bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Cuuldere will pay them to stop, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, nations that kill a Bullworth Student can expect a strongly worded letter, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuuldere's national animal is the Aqui, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Panarii Religion.

Cuuldere is ranked 226,172^nd in the world and 7,820^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,305.01 Standard Monetary Units.