The Mother's Pride of Cuuldere is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ゼイベキミネ with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.381 billion Aquis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yandereland. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cuulderean economy, worth 322 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,576 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cuulderean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuuldere's national animal is the Hamit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Cuuldere is ranked 159,914^th in the world and 7,364^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.