The Republic of Cuteria Tama is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning emu population. The quiet, industrious population of 6.279 billion Cuteria Tamen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cuteria Taman economy, worth 260 trillion marks a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,424 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cuteria Tama's national animal is the emu.

Cuteria Tama is ranked 130,204^th in the world and 3^rd in PCMPCMPCMPCM for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.