The Panda Republic of CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Meiyan the Panda Keeper with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.185 billion Pandas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chengdu-Shengxuahuaronggong City. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth 702 trillion Panda Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 113,635 Panda Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriots insist that size does matter, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Panda Confucianism.

CUTE PANDASSSSSSSSSSSS is ranked 126,760^th in the world and 4^th in Panda Land for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 757.55 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.