by Max Barry

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Nudest: 3,717thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,719thMost Devout: 11,834th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Cute Baby Yoda

Population609 million

Capitalcidel of baby yoda's


The Holy Empire of Cute Baby Yoda is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 609 million Cute Baby Yodas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cidel of baby yoda's. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cute Baby Yodan economy, worth 40.0 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,726 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cute Baby Yoda's national animal is the yoda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cute Baby Yoda is ranked 151,500th in the world and 7,069th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.19 Crimes Per Hour.

Nudest: 3,717thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,719thMost Devout: 11,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,097th
Nudest: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Devout: 368th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 404th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 480th in the regionBest Weather: 672nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 755th in the region

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