by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 635th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,885th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,837th
The Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Land of Diamonds and Jewels
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population376 million

CapitalDaiyamante Renpō-ku


The Kingdom of Cuscatlan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 376 million Cuscatlecs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daiyamante Renpō-ku. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cuscatlec economy, worth 35.8 trillion Daiyamantes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 95,340 Daiyamantes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, board shorts have replaced board rooms, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever. Crime is totally unknown. Cuscatlan's national animal is the Torogoz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cuscatlan is ranked 21,089th in the world and 147th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 635thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,885thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,837thMost Influential: 6,952ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,197thMost Income Equality: 11,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,456thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,184thHighest Drug Use: 14,503rdMost Inclusive: 14,950thNicest Citizens: 14,982ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,494thMost Secular: 16,783rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the region

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