by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,557th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,663rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,238th
The Totally 4realz Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
Educate. Innovate. Ascend.
El Presidente Queen Val
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.353 billion

CapitalCurupiri City
LeaderEl Presidente Queen Val


The Totally 4realz Democracy of Curupiri is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Presidente Queen Val with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.353 billion Curupirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curupiri City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Curupirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,630 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curupiri's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curupiri is ranked 7,676th in the world and 18th in Enadia for Most Cultured, scoring 122 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,557thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,640thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,395thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,412thBest Weather: 5,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,233rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,542ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,691stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,891stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,291stLargest Governments: 6,475thMost Developed: 6,617thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,759thMost Pacifist: 7,162ndMost Cultured: 7,676thNicest Citizens: 7,750thSmartest Citizens: 7,797thMost Inclusive: 7,807thLowest Crime Rates: 8,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,271stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,276thSafest: 8,324thHealthiest Citizens: 8,421stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,216thHighest Economic Output: 9,723rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,198thHighest Drug Use: 14,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,509thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,283rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Curupiri voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Curupiri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Curupiri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Curupiri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Curupiri voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Curupiri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Curupiri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Curupiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Curupiri endorsed The Democratic-Republic of The Federal Government of Iowa.
  • : Curupiri withdrew its endorsement from The Collective of United Republic Empire.


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