The People's Republic of Curdled Freedom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Alpha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.663 billion Freedmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Asgard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Curdled Freedomian economy, worth 448 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,304 Wolfmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Curdled Freedom's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Curdled Freedom is ranked 213,091^st in the world and 1^st in Magyar for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 238.92 on the Societal Mobility Rating.