The Republic of Curative Agent 23 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.403 billion Curative Agent 23ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Curative Agent 23ian economy, worth 69.2 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,323 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government invades its allies more than its enemies, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curative Agent 23's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Curative Agent 23 is ranked 45,391st in the world and 30th in Blue Chevron for Most Conservative, scoring 77.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
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Curative Agent 23, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, women across the country are tying the knot.
- : Following new legislation in Curative Agent 23, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
