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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,735thLargest Retail Industry: 4,965thRudest Citizens: 6,261st
The Empire of
Corporate Bordello
We are the real Curacao!
Quin Snyder
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Curacaoin

Population2.025 billion

CapitalBelmopan
LeaderQuin Snyder

Currencyruble
AnimalDog

The Empire of Curacaoin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Quin Snyder with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.025 billion Curacaoinians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belmopan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Curacaoinian economy, worth 203 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,299 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,219 per year while the poor average 25,116, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Curacaoin's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Curacaoin is ranked 119,083rd in the world and 4th in PSUS for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,735thLargest Retail Industry: 4,965thRudest Citizens: 6,261stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,893rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,114thMost Efficient Economies: 23,167th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Curacaoin's influence in PSUS rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Curacaoin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Curacaoin's influence in PSUS rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Curacaoin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Curacaoin's influence in PSUS rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Curacaoin, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacaoin, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacaoin, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in Curacaoin, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Curacaoin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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