by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,692ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,300th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Pure and Transparent
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Cunijoa

Population12 million

CurrencyCunijoan Euro
AnimalSnowy Owl

The Republic of Cunijoa is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12 million Cunijoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cunijoan economy, worth 615 billion Cunijoan Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,288 Cunijoan Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cunijoa's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cunijoa is ranked 67,226th in the world and 116th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,540.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,692ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,300th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged.
  • : Cunijoa changed its national currency to "Cunijoan Euro".
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Cunijoa, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".

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