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Most Compassionate Citizens: 45th Nicest Citizens: 46th Most Cheerful Citizens: 84th
The Christian Democratic Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
From conception until natural death
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Christian Democratic Nation of Culture of Life is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gerard Majella with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.171 billion Culture-of-Lifers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Culture-of-Life economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion vitas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,285 vitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Culture-of-Lifers incessantly needle their doctors for relief, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culture of Life's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Culture of Life is ranked 82,575th in the world and 60th in Right to Life for Largest Black Market, with 229 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 45thNicest Citizens: 46thMost Cheerful Citizens: 84thMost Pacifist: 87thLeast Corrupt Governments: 117thMost Developed: 172ndMost Cultured: 213thMost Devout: 232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 279thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288thSafest: 317thBest Weather: 324thLargest Welfare Programs: 344thMost Advanced Public Education: 348thMost Beautiful Environments: 355thMost Primitive: 471stHealthiest Citizens: 525thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 860thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,031stMost Stationary: 1,785thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,848thSmartest Citizens: 1,878thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,403rdLargest Governments: 3,530thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,962ndMost Inclusive: 5,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,731stHighest Economic Output: 5,936thMost Influential: 6,604thLargest Populations: 8,096thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,497th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the region

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