The Totally Not a Cult of Cult of Silence is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Silent 7 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.489 billion Silent hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silencea Hold. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Silencean economy, worth 233 trillion Tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,889 Tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Cult of Silence's border, the atmosphere in Silencean boardrooms is turning more gay, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cult of Silence's national animal is the Silencea Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Cult of Silence is ranked 48,067^th in the world and 1,611^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,769.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.