The Republic of Culonia Saudita is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pinco Pallo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.811 billion Culonia Sauditans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Culonia Sauditan economy, worth 656 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 172,255 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Culonia Saudita's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Culonia Saudita is ranked 107,071^st in the world and 184^th in Refugia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.