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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 374th Largest Black Market: 476th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 839th
The Impervm Romaniae Elysivm of
Father Knows Best State
Semper primus
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population17.38 billion

LeaderAlexander Severus Augustus II
FaithElysian Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Impervm Romaniae Elysivm of Cukarica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alexander Severus Augustus II with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.38 billion Elysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neapolis. The average income tax rate is 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Elysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,730 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 272,199 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cukarica's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Elysian Orthodox Christianity.

Cukarica is ranked 47,223rd in the world and 3rd in Tyrrhenia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,028.1 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 374thLargest Black Market: 476thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 868thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,040thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,231stHighest Economic Output: 1,302ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,609thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,905thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,684thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,954thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,232ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,376thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,965thMost Avoided: 4,027thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,062ndLargest Populations: 5,530thLargest Governments: 5,631stMost Devout: 6,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,489thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,547thLowest Crime Rates: 8,182ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,314thMost Primitive: 13,924thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,034thMost Cultured: 16,693rdLargest Retail Industry: 16,706thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,178thMost Efficient Economies: 17,528th

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