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Highest Crime Rates: 847thMost Armed: 1,183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,600th
The Holy Purple Power of
Capitalizt
tem go to Nation States and make u prouds!!!
lord and savior tem
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Cuddlebuns

Population5.805 billion

CapitalCuddlebuns
Leaderlord and savior tem
FaithBloopsjooj

CurrencyGolden tem flakes
AnimalPagophilus groenlandicus

The Holy Purple Power of Cuddlebuns is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by lord and savior tem with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.805 billion Cuddebloops enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuddlebuns. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cuddlebun economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Golden tem flakeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 183,939 Golden tem flakeses, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

A paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to lord and savior tem's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cuddlebuns's national animal is the Pagophilus groenlandicus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bloopsjooj.

Cuddlebuns is ranked 3,598th in the world and 16th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 605.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Crime Rates: 847thMost Armed: 1,183rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,600thRudest Citizens: 1,732ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,939thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,219thFattest Citizens: 2,254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,384thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,886thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,033rdMost Avoided: 3,598thMost Influential: 5,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,709thLargest Black Market: 5,726thMost Efficient Economies: 6,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,319thHighest Average Incomes: 7,831stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,613thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,813thLargest Mining Sector: 9,393rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,423rdMost Inclusive: 13,813thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,075thMost Secular: 14,731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,446thHighest Economic Output: 15,824thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,683rdSmartest Citizens: 19,868th
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to lord and savior tem's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, the news is showing footage of lord and savior tem bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, new laws have paved the way for female politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Cuddlebuns, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.

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