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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 598thMost Influential: 1,140thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,535th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
Nihil sine Scientia
Bastian I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.277 billion

LeaderBastian I

AnimalHoney Badger

The Free Land of Cucutenium is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bastian I with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.277 billion Cucutenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toplita. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cucuteniumian economy, worth 174 trillion stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 136,547 stones, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,016 per year while the poor average 36,382, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Cucutenium's many privately-owned prisons. Crime is totally unknown. Cucutenium's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cucutenium is ranked 21,281st in the world and 669th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 966.95 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 598thMost Influential: 1,140thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,535thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,917thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,053rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,425thLargest Retail Industry: 6,961stMost Secular: 9,422ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,960thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,184thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,278thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 12,133rdMost Developed: 12,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,822ndSmartest Citizens: 13,268thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 19,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,281stHighest Food Quality: 22,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 25,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,188th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 107th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 121st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 276th in the regionMost Secular: 292nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 292nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 344th in the regionMost Developed: 373rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 402nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 411th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 426th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 463rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 659th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 669th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 701st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 768th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 768th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 811th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 817th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 857th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 869th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 908th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,098th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,172nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,190th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,261st in the region

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