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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,020th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,122nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Cucumbers are the future!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Cucumber Lands

Population158 million

CurrencyCucumber
AnimalCucumber

The Republic of Cucumber Lands is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 158 million Cucumber Landsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 14.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cucumber Landsian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Cucumbers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,585 Cucumbers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cucumber Lands's national animal is the Cucumber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cucumber Lands is ranked 92,999th in the world and 11th in Seblaria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 64.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,020thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,122nd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Cucumber Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Cucumber Lands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Cucumber Lands, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Hfhbsd, PotatoValleyRegion, New Eberron, Cinn, and Daboss3311.

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