by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 984th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,913th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,696th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ubi Dubium...Ibi Libertas
Comrade Commander Spock
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.234 billion

LeaderComrade Commander Spock


The Republic of Cublish is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Commander Spock with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.234 billion Cublishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cublishian economy, worth 177 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,512 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cublish's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Cublish is ranked 150,244th in the world and 6,971st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.23 Obesity Rate.

Most Secular: 984thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,913thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,696thLargest Retail Industry: 4,210thSafest: 4,475thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,966thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,829thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,854thMost Pacifist: 6,602ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,319thSmartest Citizens: 7,836thMost Developed: 8,348thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,610thMost Influential: 11,023rdNicest Citizens: 11,097thHealthiest Citizens: 11,639thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,112thMost Inclusive: 13,116thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,868thHighest Average Incomes: 14,311thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,399thRudest Citizens: 14,462ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,069th
Most Secular: 43rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 121st in the regionSafest: 134th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 161st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 166th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 182nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 185th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Pacifist: 240th in the regionMost Developed: 269th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 353rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 368th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 385th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 401st in the regionRudest Citizens: 411th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 438th in the regionMost Inclusive: 450th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 460th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 493rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 526th in the regionMost Cultured: 552nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 604th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 610th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 615th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 630th in the regionMost Influential: 709th in the regionLargest Governments: 746th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cublish, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
  • : Cublish was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Cublish, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cublish, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Cublish, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Cublish was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Cublish was endorsed by The Confederacy of Chocholand.
  • : Following new legislation in Cublish, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Cublish, Cublishian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Cublish, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons.


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