by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,076thMost Primitive: 5,490thMost Conservative: 13,270th
The Math State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Science = Math
Influence
Handshaker
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cubic Functions

Population4.708 billion

CurrencyMathkoruna
AnimalGraphs

The Math State of Cubic Functions is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.708 billion Cubic Functionsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cubic Functionsian economy, worth 445 trillion Mathkorunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,716 Mathkorunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Large areas of Cubic Functions are not accessible by the public, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cubic Functions's national animal is the Graphs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cubic Functions is ranked 89,651st in the world and 1st in Mathematica for Most Stationary, with 505.81289155732 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,076thMost Primitive: 5,490thMost Conservative: 13,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,361stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,723rdLargest Black Market: 20,309thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,785thMost Devout: 21,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,608thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,895thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,093rdMost Pacifist: 29,424th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Pacifist.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Cubic Functions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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