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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,886thMost Influential: 3,786thMost Inclusive: 5,667th
The United Socialist States of
Capitalist Paradise
Help wanted! Just kidding
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Cubanboys

Population1.182 billion

CapitalDrumbosia
LeaderBeef Boss
FaithChristianity with some Catholicism

CurrencySalt and vinegar chips
AnimalTrogon

The United Socialist States of Cubanboys is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Beef Boss with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.182 billion Cubanboysians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drumbosia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cubanboysian economy, worth 150 trillion Salt and vinegar chips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,720 Salt and vinegar chips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,954 per year while the poor average 30,712, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, one can walk from one side of Drumbosia to the other without setting foot on Cubanboysian soil, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cubanboys's national animal is the Trogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity with some Catholicism.

Cubanboys is ranked 190,272nd in the world and 362nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,886thMost Influential: 3,786thMost Inclusive: 5,667thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,163rdNicest Citizens: 6,273rdMost Pacifist: 6,359thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,491stHighest Food Quality: 7,696thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,138thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,325thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,534thHealthiest Citizens: 10,779thMost Efficient Economies: 10,850thLowest Crime Rates: 10,867thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,928thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,991stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,588thMost Developed: 11,630thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,349thMost Cultured: 13,763rdLargest Governments: 14,806thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,839thSmartest Citizens: 16,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,666thSafest: 16,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,544thBest Weather: 19,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,431stHighest Average Incomes: 22,662ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,792ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,113th
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Most Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 56th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cubanboys was endorsed by The Federation of Les Iles Orientales.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, corporate lobbying has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, one can walk from one side of Drumbosia to the other without setting foot on Cubanboysian soil.
  • : Cubanboys was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Cubanboys voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities.
  • : Following new legislation in Cubanboys, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.

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