The United Socialist States of Cubanboys is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Beef Boss with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.182 billion Cubanboysians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drumbosia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cubanboysian economy, worth 150 trillion Salt and vinegar chips a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,720 Salt and vinegar chips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,954 per year while the poor average 30,712, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, one can walk from one side of Drumbosia to the other without setting foot on Cubanboysian soil, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cubanboys's national animal is the Trogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity with some Catholicism.

Cubanboys is ranked 190,272^nd in the world and 362^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.