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Largest Black Market: 551st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 821st Largest Agricultural Sector: 862nd
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Cu Math

Population15.901 billion

CapitalCu Mathis
LeaderThe Council Of Terrible Elders
FaithWorship of The Elder Gods

CurrencyHematodollar
AnimalRoyal Leech of Cthulhu

The Bloody and Holy Empire of Cu Math is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Council Of Terrible Elders with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.901 billion Cu Mathians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cu Mathis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cu Mathian economy, worth a remarkable 3,478 trillion Hematodollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 218,762 Hematodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,206,198 per year while the poor average 20,074, a ratio of 60.1 to 1.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, the nation is under martial law, and The Council Of Terrible Elders has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cu Math's national animal is the Royal Leech of Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Worship of The Elder Gods.

Cu Math is ranked 2,578th in the world and 2nd in The Luxan Empire for Highest Economic Output, with 3,478 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Black Market: 551stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 821stLargest Agricultural Sector: 862ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 929thMost Devout: 1,318thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,341stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,440thMost Conservative: 1,617thTop
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Most Primitive: 1,738thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,801stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,925thHighest Economic Output: 2,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,677thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,196thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,560thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,781stHighest Average Incomes: 4,327thLargest Mining Sector: 4,916thMost Extreme: 6,158thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,872ndMost Stationary: 7,311thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,496thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,953rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,971stTop
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Largest Populations: 8,188thLargest Governments: 9,122ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,005thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,112thMost Pro-Market: 10,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,767thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,628thMost Armed: 13,892ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,440th

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  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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