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Largest Black Market: 558th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 844th Largest Agricultural Sector: 859th
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Cu Math

Population16.113 billion

CapitalCu Mathis
LeaderThe Council Of Terrible Elders
FaithWorship of The Elder Gods

CurrencyHematodollar
AnimalRoyal Leech of Cthulhu

The Bloody and Holy Empire of Cu Math is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Council Of Terrible Elders with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.113 billion Cu Mathians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cu Mathis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cu Mathian economy, worth a remarkable 3,524 trillion Hematodollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 218,762 Hematodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,206,198 per year while the poor average 20,074, a ratio of 60.1 to 1.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, the nation is under martial law, and The Council Of Terrible Elders has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cu Math's national animal is the Royal Leech of Cthulhu, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Worship of The Elder Gods.

Cu Math is ranked 138,773rd in the world and 7th in The Luxan Empire for Nudest, with 26.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Black Market: 558thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 844thLargest Agricultural Sector: 859thMost Ignorant Citizens: 906thMost Devout: 1,297thMost Conservative: 1,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,345thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,435thTop
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Most Primitive: 1,655thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,811thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,922ndHighest Economic Output: 2,561stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,659thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,036thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,714thHighest Average Incomes: 4,346thLargest Mining Sector: 4,816thMost Extreme: 5,903rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,238thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,157thMost Stationary: 7,179thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,441stTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,626thLargest Populations: 8,070thLargest Governments: 8,976thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,271stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,439thMost Pro-Market: 9,579thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,357thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,420thMost Armed: 13,450thLowest Crime Rates: 14,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,932nd

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  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cu Math was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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