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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLargest Black Market: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st
The Architeuthis Dux of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Cthonian Wasteland

Population28.061 billion

CapitalNew Imboca
LeaderArmaitus Syn
FaithWorship of the Elder Gods

Currencyszlotak
AnimalPlush Cthulhu

The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Armaitus Syn with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 28.061 billion Cthonian Wastelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Imboca. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cthonian Wastelandian economy, worth an astonishing 22,776 trillion szlotaks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 811,686 szlotaks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the New Imboca River. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cthonian Wasteland's national animal is the Plush Cthulhu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the Elder Gods.

Cthonian Wasteland is ranked 38,110th in the world and 52nd in Wysteria for Most Stationary, with 375.55478047812 Days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLargest Black Market: 15thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Publishing Industry: 22ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29thHighest Average Incomes: 35thHighest Economic Output: 46thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thMost Cultured: 96thMost Efficient Economies: 120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124thLargest Insurance Industry: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 159thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 199thMost Subsidized Industry: 202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 228thSmartest Citizens: 247thLargest Mining Sector: 263rdLargest Governments: 330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 432ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 516thMost Corrupt Governments: 558thFattest Citizens: 628thLowest Crime Rates: 631stMost Devout: 783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 796thRudest Citizens: 816thMost Avoided: 1,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,496thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,742ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,941stMost Developed: 2,347thLargest Retail Industry: 2,400thLargest Populations: 2,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,535thSafest: 2,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,908thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,903rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,665thHighest Drug Use: 13,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,228th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the New Imboca River.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Cthonian Wasteland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, on-duty Air Cthonian Wasteland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Cthonian Wasteland, contestants on Cthonian Wasteland's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.

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