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Healthiest Citizens: 2,405thMost Armed: 2,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,205th
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Cslymy

Population5.121 billion

CapitalLymy-Halatia
LeaderEmpress Zi
FaithSkrattaism

CurrencyGC
AnimalLymyian Angel

The Just Empire of Cslymy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Zi with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.121 billion Lymy are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lymy-Halatia. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lymyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion GCS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,722 GCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cslymy's national animal is the Lymyian Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skrattaism.

Cslymy is ranked 38,670th in the world and 6th in Moradaland for Rudest Citizens, with 78.16 Insults Per Minute.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,405thMost Armed: 2,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,229thLowest Crime Rates: 4,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,389thBest Weather: 5,532ndMost Developed: 5,638thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,022ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,213thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,393rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,644thLargest Governments: 6,795thSmartest Citizens: 6,859thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,891stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,377thMost Inclusive: 7,708thMost Devout: 8,445thMost Cultured: 8,579thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,415thSafest: 11,035thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,986thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,847thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,384thHighest Economic Output: 16,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,300thNicest Citizens: 21,334th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred.
  • : Following new legislation in Cslymy, rural Lymy stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.

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