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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 202ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 549thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,768th
The Black Blunt Blasť Ties of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Poncho Man
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CSB PM Union

Population1.435 billion

LeaderPoncho Man

CurrencySalad Bucks

The Black Blunt Blasť Ties of CSB PM Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Poncho Man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.435 billion CSB PM Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuggetton. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CSB PM Unionian economy, worth 276 trillion Salad Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,471 Salad Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government merely pays lip service to Atheism, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', CSB PM Unionian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB PM Union's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

CSB PM Union is ranked 6,923rd in the world and 153rd in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 97.78 Atheism Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 202ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 549thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,931stTop
Most Influential: 4,314thMost Armed: 4,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,100thMost Secular: 6,923rdMost Authoritarian: 6,989thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,365thMost Patriotic: 8,244thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,520thMost Income Equality: 8,816thHighest Average Incomes: 9,072ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,098thLargest Black Market: 10,435thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,566thLowest Crime Rates: 15,194thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,492ndLargest Governments: 16,733rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,474thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,470thLargest Mining Sector: 18,636thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,972ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,679thMost Conservative: 24,198thLargest Retail Industry: 25,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,384thSmartest Citizens: 29,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 30,114thMost Developed: 30,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,306th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Patriotic: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 150th in the regionMost Secular: 153rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 158th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 240th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 266th in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 301st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 308th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 327th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 347th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 365th in the regionMost Extreme: 387th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 395th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 411th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 423rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 482nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Developed: 507th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 559th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 568th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 642nd in the regionMost Conservative: 739th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 788th in the region

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