The Black Blunt Blasé Ties of CSB PM Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Poncho Man with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.435 billion CSB PM Unionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuggetton. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CSB PM Unionian economy, worth 276 trillion Salad Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,471 Salad Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government merely pays lip service to Atheism, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', CSB PM Unionian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB PM Union's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

CSB PM Union is ranked 6,923^rd in the world and 153^rd in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 97.78 Atheism Rate.