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Most Patriotic: 1,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,414thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,582nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Csanabhu

Population2.956 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Csanabhu is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.956 billion Csanabhuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Csanabhuan economy, worth 493 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,936 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 481,381 per year while the poor average 45,955, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Csanabhu's national animal is the Dodo.

Csanabhu is ranked 24,702nd in the world and 119th in Worlds of Colors for Smartest Citizens, with 54.99 quips per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 1,558thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,414thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,582ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,873rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,253rdMost Armed: 3,582ndMost Devout: 3,730thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,804thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,531stHealthiest Citizens: 6,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,744thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,047thLargest Mining Sector: 10,436thHighest Average Incomes: 12,027thLargest Black Market: 12,172ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,410thBest Weather: 14,465thLowest Crime Rates: 14,635thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,813thSmartest Citizens: 24,702ndMost Authoritarian: 26,418th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Csanabhu was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Csanabhu was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Csanabhu, Csanabhu's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.

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