The Republic of Csanabhu is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and state-planned economy. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.956 billion Csanabhuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Csanabhuan economy, worth 493 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,936 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 481,381 per year while the poor average 45,955, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Csanabhu's national animal is the Dodo.

Csanabhu is ranked 24,702^nd in the world and 119^th in Worlds of Colors for Smartest Citizens, with 54.99 quips per hour.