by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 995th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,429th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,651st
The United Socialist States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I belong, you belong, we belong to Crysuko
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.449 billion

LeaderDistel Neos

AnimalDomestic Cat

The United Socialist States of Crysuko is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Distel Neos with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.449 billion Crysukons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystin-Minokos. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The powerhouse Crysukon economy, worth a remarkable 1,427 trillion Cryzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 106,109 Cryzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Distel Neos For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Distel Neos's supporters, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crysuko's national animal is the Domestic Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crysuko is ranked 16,319th in the world and 2nd in The Insulam Confederacy for Most Inclusive, scoring 147.78 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 995thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,651stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,461stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,981stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,990thSafest: 4,727thLargest Governments: 5,276thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,361stMost Cultured: 5,397thMost Secular: 5,483rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,050thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,172ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,841stHighest Economic Output: 9,088thHealthiest Citizens: 9,613thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,957thMost Stationary: 11,445thBest Weather: 11,548thLargest Populations: 11,912thMost Developed: 14,566thMost Influential: 14,998thMost Inclusive: 16,319th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crysuko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Crysuko lodged a message on the The Insulam Confederacy Regional Message Board.
  • : Crysuko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Crysuko voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators"".
  • : Crysuko voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Astronomical Data Repository".
  • : Crysuko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Crysuko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Crysuko was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Crysuko was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Crysuko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.


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