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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 507th Most Influential: 778th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,194th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
но мы тоже, знаете, не мух ноздрями бьем
Nikita Khrushchev
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Queendom of Crystalline Beekeepers United is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nikita Khrushchev with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.801 billion Crystalline Beekeepers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HComb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The very strong Crystalline Beekeeper economy, worth 884 trillion Honey Jars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,022 Honey Jars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,890 per year while the poor average 34,500, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Euthanasia is legal, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystalline Beekeepers United's national animal is the Queen Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Crystalline Beekeepers United is ranked 94,815th in the world and 4,637th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 48.57 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 507thMost Influential: 778thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,466thLargest Black Market: 8,934thMost Stationary: 8,995thTop
Most Secular: 9,167thHealthiest Citizens: 9,616thBest Weather: 10,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,566thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,605thMost Average: 11,796thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,876thSmartest Citizens: 12,122ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,251stHighest Economic Output: 13,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,291stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,820thHighest Average Incomes: 16,925thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,212th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionTop
Most Average: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Black Market: 202nd in the regionMost Stationary: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionMost Influential: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 323rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407th in the regionLargest Populations: 435th in the regionMost Secular: 473rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 473rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 515th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 539th in the regionBest Weather: 560th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 584th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 588th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 646th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 739th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 764th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 888th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 168 » HMS Unicorn, Novare Res, Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Great Bights Mum, New Sekai, Republic of Destiny, Sadakoyama, Selfgradatude, Malvad, Saint Tomaston, South Isles, SYRIXIA, The Rossinite Empire, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Merconitonitopia, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Lionia, Guslantis, Tokaryk, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, SillyString, Bharathvarsh, Republic of Dixie, Celreostia, Xentherida, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Yatzatz, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Vegetarian States, Wisconsota, Avalon, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Holy Oranz, American MapleStory, Tuand Seton, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Sankami, Techislovakia, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, and 118 others.Kingdom of Space, Enosville, Sophista, Alice Gardens, Coemgen, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Lupus Imperium, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Upper Sam Dodovi, Southern Stroraia, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Rukonia, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Amerian States, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Wolf656, Necromonia, Diodone, Anima Proxa, Zedeya, Lamexanope, Kranostav, McMasterdonia, Forunte, Zatrela, Plembobria, Maestros haven, Sheppey, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kelvaros Prime, Prevaland, Aenglaland, Yukti, AdyLand, New Chilokver, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Che Sana Und, Beodarasc, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Stareogratia, Yaris, Vogonlandia, WE Empire, Seven Hills, Cuyan, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, The Lancerian Empire, Bayern-Straubing, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Blurds, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Horsley Land, Slaughterhouse Nine, Tredano, Gellandia, Coppicia, Corfad, Thenaca, Inorganic Tomb Thing, The The Bierands, Phillywob, Panama Coalition, EvilSweeden, Weehay, Wodan, Ice and Tinian, Aroa, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Unsophisticate, The Syca, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Destroedor, Victoriaans Nederlands, Bonjoura, New-El, Midds Conia, Libotionia, Krakovhia, Agrauron, Reannia, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Minka Darykaan, NatsukiLand, Araplia, Sanjurika, Ozstan, Astal Aavors, Inzland, Elhomna, Larsenland, Bridgett, Gospel Power, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Illusia and Neverendia, Euginus, Xagill, and Marralore.

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