The Queendom of Crystalline Beekeepers United is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Don Wory with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.383 billion Crystalline Beekeepers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HComb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.
The very strong Crystalline Beekeeper economy, worth 967 trillion Honey Jars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,098 Honey Jars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,213 per year while the poor average 36,742, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.
Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, Formula One cars in Crystalline Beekeepers United boast 56 miles per gallon, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystalline Beekeepers United's national animal is the Queen Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Crystalline Beekeepers United was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Crystalline Beekeepers United, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
- : Following new legislation in Crystalline Beekeepers United, Formula One cars in Crystalline Beekeepers United boast 56 miles per gallon.
- : Following new legislation in Crystalline Beekeepers United, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Crystalline Beekeepers United voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Nazi Europa".
- : Crystalline Beekeepers United was endorsed by The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
- : Crystalline Beekeepers United was endorsed by The Free Land of Libertarian Utopian Project.
- : Crystalline Beekeepers United was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Californian Redwood.
- : Crystalline Beekeepers United was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Govornia.
- : Crystalline Beekeepers United was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Halcyon Nova.
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