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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 575th Most Influential: 816th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,262nd
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In memory of Lyansar
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Crystalline Beekeepers United

Population7.383 billion

LeaderDon Wory

CurrencyHoney Jar
AnimalQueen Bee

The Queendom of Crystalline Beekeepers United is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Don Wory with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.383 billion Crystalline Beekeepers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HComb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The very strong Crystalline Beekeeper economy, worth 967 trillion Honey Jars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,098 Honey Jars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,213 per year while the poor average 36,742, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, Formula One cars in Crystalline Beekeepers United boast 56 miles per gallon, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crystalline Beekeepers United's national animal is the Queen Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Crystalline Beekeepers United is ranked 12,190th in the world and 256th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 51.48 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 575thMost Influential: 816thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,262ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,328thMost Stationary: 8,225thMost Secular: 8,251stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,456thBest Weather: 9,828thLargest Black Market: 10,064thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,140thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,298thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,944thHighest Economic Output: 12,085thMost Average: 12,190thSmartest Citizens: 12,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,476thSafest: 14,816thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,999thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,019thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,308thHighest Average Incomes: 17,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,233rd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 196th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Black Market: 245th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 248th in the regionMost Average: 256th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 328th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionLargest Populations: 415th in the regionMost Secular: 434th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 505th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 529th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 540th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 591st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 621st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 628th in the regionSafest: 769th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 807th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 838th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 847th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 962nd in the region

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