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Most Compassionate Citizens: 625thLargest Welfare Programs: 629thMost Pacifist: 651st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
La vie , la liberté et la beauté intérieure
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Crystaline Utopia

Population9.803 billion

CapitalLa ville de diamant de la déesse fondatr
LeaderReine de Cristal Étincelle

AnimalSapphire Swan

The Constitutional Monarchy of Crystaline Utopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Reine de Cristal Étincelle with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.803 billion Fée are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La ville de diamant de la déesse fondatr. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient le Fée economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion Carats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,881 Carats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon. Crime is totally unknown. Crystaline Utopia's national animal is the Sapphire Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crystaline Utopia is ranked 2,597th in the world and 5th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 64.77 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 625thLargest Welfare Programs: 629thMost Pacifist: 651stNicest Citizens: 715thMost Inclusive: 820thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 920thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,064thBest Weather: 1,148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,250thMost Developed: 1,498thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,577thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,698thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,837thMost Cultured: 1,938thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,982ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,597thHealthiest Citizens: 2,656thSmartest Citizens: 2,760thLargest Governments: 2,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,500thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,536thSafest: 4,159thLowest Crime Rates: 4,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,749thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,937thMost Secular: 6,968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,738thHighest Economic Output: 9,331stHighest Average Incomes: 9,574thMost Efficient Economies: 10,003rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,606thNudest: 10,956thMost Income Equality: 11,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,669th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Paramountica, The New Palaces, Metropolitan Francais, Canovia, OF Courscant, and Plymouthia.

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