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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,924th Largest Mining Sector: 11,496th Largest Welfare Programs: 11,838th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Cyspus, land of freedom & honour
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cryspus

Population931 million

CapitalDetroit
LeaderKing Q'tar IV

CurrencyRand
Animalant

The Kingdom of Cryspus is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King Q'tar IV with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 931 million Cryspus are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.

The all-consuming Cryss economy, worth 84.7 trillion Rand a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,019 Rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, contestants on Cryspus's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, and the new hit series "Cryspus's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryspus's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cryspus is ranked 28,127th in the world and 12th in Mariner Trench for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.36 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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10%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,924thLargest Mining Sector: 11,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,838thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,650thNicest Citizens: 13,097thMost Inclusive: 14,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,049thBest Weather: 17,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,411thMost Cultured: 17,445th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cryspus's influence in Mariner Trench rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Cryspus, the new hit series "Cryspus's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • : Cryspus was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Cryspus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Cryspus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryspus, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryspus, contestants on Cryspus's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryspus, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryspus, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Cryss Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryspus, there are no bananas today in Cryspus.

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