The Colony of CryptoCurrencyLand is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 1.044 billion CryptoCurrencyLandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypto City Remastered. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The powerhouse CryptoCurrencyLandian economy, worth 67.9 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,024 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CryptoCurrencyLand's national animal is the bitanimal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CryptoCurrencyLand is ranked 115,230^th in the world and 6^th in The Great Storm for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 145,166 Standard Monetary Units.