The Disputed Territories of Cryogan is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 16.245 billion Cryoganians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cryoganian economy, worth 44.1 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 2,713 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, surveillance cameras are banned, cars are banned, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cryogan's national animal is the horse.

Cryogan is ranked 141,206^th in the world and 94^th in Middle Earth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.