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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,522ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,061stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,249th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
Might Makes Right
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cryng

Population482 million

CurrencyBitecoin
AnimalAlpaca

The Federation of Cryng is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 482 million Cryngians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The strong Cryngian economy, worth 30.8 trillion Bitecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,807 Bitecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

People forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, Big Belly is watching you, and the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Cryng's national animal is the Alpaca.

Cryng is ranked 138,365th in the world and 54th in Greater Cyngland for Most Developed, scoring 53.88 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,522ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,061stLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,249thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,157thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,871stMost Devout: 20,543rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cryng, the water doesn't come out of the faucet with the same rush that it used to.
  • : Cryng's influence in Greater Cyngland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Cryng's influence in Greater Cyngland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Cryng was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryng, Big Belly is watching you.
  • : Cryng was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Devout, and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryng, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Cryng, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises.
  • : Cryng was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Cryng, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation.

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