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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 360thMost Influential: 746thSafest: 2,731st
The United Sovereign States of
New York Times Democracy
Long live Christ the King!
Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.066 billion

LeaderHead Steward Louis George Hapsburg


The United Sovereign States of Crusadam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.066 billion Crusadamians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crusadamian economy, worth 248 trillion Talents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,494 Talents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Disaster victims are viewed with disdain, protecting the land is holey work, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadam's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crusadam is ranked 199,721st in the world and 7,127th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 360thMost Influential: 746thTop
Safest: 2,731stMost Devout: 2,760thLargest Mining Sector: 4,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,408thLowest Crime Rates: 7,258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,080thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,628thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,828thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,432ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,018thMost Developed: 14,086thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,738thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,923rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,481stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,371stLeast Corrupt Governments: 19,847thSmartest Citizens: 21,160th
Most Devout: 114th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 141st in the regionSafest: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 253rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionMost Influential: 262nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 375th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 486th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 498th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 539th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 711th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 773rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 774th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Crusadam was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Straumrike.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, protecting the land is holey work.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg Pics" has made Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
  • : Crusadam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Crusadam, the impoverished sick hang around outside golf clubs to beg for funding for healthcare.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 309 » Aerilia, El Fiji Grande, East Akra, Lulubellia, Sikol, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Hamerica, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, The Rhein States, Brucklania, Chips and Guac, New Lakemba, Territorio di Nessuno, Omnistria, Ethnon, Yaorozu, Ravendi, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Guer Aike, Kragsgale, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Dreadton, Votak Matim, Hardscrabble, Newpromisedland, Heilhum Imperius, Cretox State, Outer Shenendoah, Morover, Highton Islands, Amerian States, Loutsland, Animu Place, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Prydania, Shadowrik, Sunto, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Holy Oranz, North Bratislava, Maott, Kranostav, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Runeda, and 259 others.The Canadian Peoples Republic, Merconitonitopia, Orado, Daiz, Xagill, 1 very fast endotarter, Sil Dorsett, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Wineclaw, McMasterdonia, The Iron Lions, Republica Guilleana, The Endless Eventide, A Salmon Named Harold, Dakota Territories, WeKnow, Xipher, Picairn, Great Bights Mum, Simone Republic, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, African-Empire, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Lucedeia, Nodnarb, Seanat, Viridiann, Nordic-British Union, Yokciq Empire, Chukstik Illahi, Tachycardia, Joodey, Venicea, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Pytong, Dangine, Figyjharli, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Seenvorland, Testnation223, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Vincone Cae, Bankowiata, Brsil, Valentine Z, Liminyj, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ozstan, United Kahndaq, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, The Stratosphere Islands, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Pasargad, The Pantheons, Yellops, North Brightonia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Laurendon, Inspiratus, Ellbonnia, Zokk, Libertania Democratica, Desvios, Altivia, RepublicCity, The Serdey Islands, Selfgradatude, Western Vapia, Xarrel, Obelias, HolyDoge, Strongwill, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Eastern Cous Empria, New Michag, Garnet Liberty, Graccia, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Noria Prinefrikeslon, The Republic of Free Peoples, Ocharckia, TLTland, Seijitsu, Intion North, Blyskalia, Federacionale, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Aeolist, Nuronte, Darkmondoria, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Star Kingdom, Illusia and Neverendia, Wisconsota, San Vino, Mon Island, Xentherida, Planes, Warnen, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, East Supple Lund, R libanon, The Mazur Empire, Volstokn, LostLegion, AmManies, Lorigia, Arthyia, Noesantara, The Sinclarian Provinces, Sachi, Pokemanland, Solcius, Confederacy of North America, East Wushen, New Bedre, Daerlan, Rockamaba, Rinadia, SORT, Zemper Macro, Northern Socialist Council Republics, RetroBeaners, Stron Doshia, Deseret-Moronia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Clan Spaniel, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Expere Fiyans, Humptalumpta, Harmonypine, Folenz, Francois Isidore, Erisoria, United Republic of Free States, Kromi, Travislavania, Communist Lukania, Rising Sakura, Aeurithianar, Wapistan, Cowbridge, Dacian Freelands, Progressitalia, Ibarkla, Pradovnia, Phoronu, Tyirza, ForestMythal, Xyrron, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Jaxikistan, Tsandonown, The Calabash Protectorate, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Perikuresu, Sopernia, Ariele, Bearical, Unshleepd, Que Lukustinardon, Nation1812, Nova Arcania, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Tibus Heth, State of Dragoonia, Lionia, New Celoveniortan, Malta Comino Gozo, Tringapore, Praeceps, Palgo, Paradeavenlisian States, Dabarastan, Klodma, Teothopia, Antonimus, Kaihe, Pooldova, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Religioncord, Larger Green Plants, New Trisone, Koletsia, Aguaria Major, ChristianVille of the USA, Sundred, Faircliff, Hellsinky, ABC, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Skerordere Ang, Chuuni Weebs, Neopie, Jancokk, Jaistein, Grayfolk, Sloove, Edcity, Haarlen, Arctic Kingdoms, GREAT TOMB 0F NAZARICK, Ver Testua, Thank, UnitedConfedracy, Octovania, Napnomadia, Cam Zazi, Technocratic-european Countries, Henrys milk state, Le Free Republic, Kwaj, Arjuna, Nuestra Vida, Jinju-Do, Singamadri, Nationeer, Amogus Sussy, Weeb cult, Stud Hoy, The Afsharid Dynasty, Imperial Pieserged, Harjad, Volstaland, Holy Marcus Empire, Capitista, Baloia, Laudesia, Finchin, Ayuzhhhhh, Waldekit, Shizzy, Kastonvia, Russila, Q w e r t y, Seltsames Auge, Sojenre, Whole India, Haprus Nanari, Pentilsile, Cornwallis Bay, Castelvetere, Kayanc-Boaine, and Straumrike.

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