The United Sovereign States of Crusadam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.217 billion Crusadamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crusadamian economy, worth 141 trillion Omniverse Bombs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,325 Omniverse Bombs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

No one gossips with Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg during diplomatic summits, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadam's national animal is the Omniverse Bomber, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No offical-Majority Orthodox Catholic.

Crusadam is ranked 84,487^th in the world and 4,007^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 68.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.