The United Sovereign States of Crusadam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Head Steward Louis George Hapsburg with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.066 billion Crusadamians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crusadamian economy, worth 248 trillion Talents a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,494 Talents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Disaster victims are viewed with disdain, protecting the land is holey work, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crusadam's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crusadam is ranked 199,721^st in the world and 7,127^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.