The Empire of Croxoco is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Aventus with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 20.003 billion Croxoconians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mede. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croxoconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,764 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 238,176 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", farmers can be spotted driving gold-plated tractors, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Croxoco's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Croxoconian Pantheon.

Croxoco is ranked 1,263^rd in the world and 1^st in Casertian Empire for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.73 Years.