The Empire of Croxoco is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Charles I Aventine with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 21.445 billion Croxoconians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Charlesburg. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Croxoconian economy, worth a remarkable 6,340 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 295,661 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime is totally unknown. Croxoco's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Aventine Humanism.

Croxoco is ranked 25,436^th in the world and 6^th in New Coalition of Nations for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,962.97 on the Societal Mobility Rating.