The Kingdom of Croxoco is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Charles I Aventine with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 20.471 billion Croxoconians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whiteminster. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croxoconian economy, worth a remarkable 5,171 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 252,602 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Croxoco's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aventine Chantry.

Croxoco is ranked 738^th in the world and 2^nd in New Coalition of Nations for Most Secular, with 99.14 Atheism Rate.