The Empire of Croxoco is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Charles I Aventine with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 24.642 billion Croxoconians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aventus. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croxoconian economy, worth a remarkable 9,172 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 372,210 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, Croxoco's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. Croxoco's national animal is the Silver Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Croxoconian Humanism.

Croxoco is ranked 72,659^th in the world and 7^th in New Coalition of Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,075.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.