The Republic of Crown 6 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 6.776 billion Crown 6ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crown 6ian economy, worth 647 trillion salts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,489 salts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crown 6's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crown 6 is ranked 71,920^th in the world and 4,035^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.79 law-abiding acts per hour.