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Largest Agricultural Sector: 803rd Most Secular: 3,677th Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,323rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fortune favours the crow
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Republic of CrowMagic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Crow with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.676 billion CrowMagicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McLeod City. The average income tax rate is 16.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CrowMagician economy, worth 822 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,868 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, a government program is underway to revitalize CrowMagic's beaches, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CrowMagic's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CrowMagic is ranked 70,357th in the world and 30th in Social Liberal Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,726.14 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 803rdTop
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Most Secular: 3,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,465thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,995thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 9,669thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,729thHealthiest Citizens: 9,953rdMost Average: 11,485thHighest Average Incomes: 12,444thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,463rdMost Developed: 12,493rdSmartest Citizens: 12,948thHighest Economic Output: 13,062ndSafest: 13,650thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,720th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, a government program is underway to revitalize CrowMagic's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-aurum charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, a video of Premier Crow wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in CrowMagic, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.

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