by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,973rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,309thMost Influential: 15,426th
The Chipmunk Caliphate of
Left-wing Utopia
To infinity and beyond!
Officer of the World Assembly
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Population1.515 billion

LeaderChip Crowley


The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.515 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 50.7 trillion presents a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,434 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, Crowheimians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wreathen for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crowheim is ranked 205,324th in the world and 6,637th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.54 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,973rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,309thTop
Most Influential: 15,426thMost Pacifist: 19,347thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,605thSafest: 22,603rdNicest Citizens: 23,968th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 381st in the regionNicest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 429th in the regionSafest: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 479th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 499th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 510th in the regionBest Weather: 580th in the region

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