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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,212thMost Influential: 18,257th
The Chipmunk Caliphate of
Left-wing Utopia
To infinity and beyond!
Officer of the World Assembly
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Population1.378 billion

LeaderChip Crowley


The Chipmunk Caliphate of Crowheim is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chip Crowley with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.378 billion Crowheimians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wreathen. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crowheimian economy, worth 47.0 trillion presents a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,094 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, Crowheimians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Wreathen for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Crowheim's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crowheim is ranked 60,415th in the world and 1,514th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 25.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,212thTop
Most Influential: 18,257thMost Pacifist: 19,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,853rdSafest: 23,102ndNicest Citizens: 24,121st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionMost Influential: 303rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 451st in the regionMost Inclusive: 481st in the regionSafest: 485th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 525th in the regionBest Weather: 668th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Goobergunchia, Chimes, Aggro, Farrakhan, Fauzjhia, Vulpecula Toa, Zerentopia, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, and Dyllypoly.

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