by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,118th
The Birdemic Ornithocrazy of
Democratic Socialists
420 black birds getting baked in the pie of equity
Birdie Sanders
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.309 billion

LeaderBirdie Sanders
FaithNeoasatru - popular but unofficial

Animalthing in the corner of your eye

The Birdemic Ornithocrazy of Crowacia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Birdie Sanders with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.309 billion occult birdfolk and terrified humans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yfeldes. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crowfolk economy, worth 396 trillion souldusts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,120 souldusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crowacia's national animal is the thing in the corner of your eye, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoasatru - popular but unofficial.

Crowacia is ranked 61,672nd in the world and 164th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 86.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,597thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,548thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,003rdMost Influential: 4,211thBest Weather: 4,730thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,224thMost Cultured: 6,238thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,952ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,216thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,838thMost Inclusive: 11,043rdLargest Governments: 11,515thSmartest Citizens: 11,561stMost Secular: 11,893rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,251stMost Pacifist: 12,719thLowest Crime Rates: 12,840thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,630thMost Developed: 16,563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,864thMost Income Equality: 23,562nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the region

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