The Millieu of Croswell is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.323 billion Croswellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgantium. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croswellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,650 trillion gils a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,288 gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, Bridgantium University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, El Presidente's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Croswell's national animal is the moomba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Singularitism.

Croswell is ranked 13,390^th in the world and 1^st in Shin Balamb for Safest, scoring 117.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.