The Millieu of Croswell is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.268 billion Croswellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgantium. The average income tax rate is 43.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croswellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,643 trillion gils a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,288 gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, Bridgantium University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, El Presidente's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Croswell's national animal is the moomba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Singularitism.

Croswell is ranked 310,303^rd in the world and 1^st in Shin Balamb for Most Primitive, scoring -493.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.