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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,318thMost Secular: 6,421stLargest Black Market: 7,338th
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Crosseye Jack

Population11.996 billion


The Rogue Nation of Crosseye Jack is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.996 billion Crosseye Jackians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crosseye Jackian economy, worth 950 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,242 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined, and it takes a village to catch a criminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crosseye Jack's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crosseye Jack is ranked 124,870th in the world and 1st in Remiland for Most Patriotic, with 7.64 Flags saluted per person per day.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,318thMost Secular: 6,421stLargest Black Market: 7,338thMost Armed: 7,872ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,225thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,576thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,815thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,565thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,675thHighest Economic Output: 19,912thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,479th

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