The Galactically Gay Pirate of Crossbones Sally is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sally Sanajeh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.845 billion Pirates are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The thriving a Pirate economy, worth 190 trillion Rainbow Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 49,417 Rainbow Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Crossbones Sally's national animal is the Aisel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FuwaMoco.

Crossbones Sally is ranked 97,981^st in the world and 1^st in Ocalawaha for Most Patriotic, with 16.71 flags saluted per person per day.