The Republic of Crosavit nievest is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 519 million Crosavit nievestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Crosavit nievestian economy, worth 34.8 trillion crosas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,128 crosas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, and a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crosavit nievest's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Crosavit nievest is ranked 100,672^nd in the world and 1^st in southern slovenia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,285.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.