The Most united Commonwealth of Cromreland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Superintendent Harven Gaffman with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.911 billion Cromlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willsbourou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cromrelandian economy, worth 330 trillion kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,880 kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromreland's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deism.

Cromreland is ranked 58,941^st in the world and 94^th in The Kodiak Republic for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 59.75 Effective Tax Rate.